I belong
to my own timing.
For the ones everyone comes to for the map.
Your natal chart, Human Design and Gene Keys, read together in one two-hour conversation, without anyone deciding who you are for you. Decolonial and relational, and recorded so you can return to it.
$333 for the first five bookings · $555 after · code EQUINOX26 · closes Tuesday 22 September, 11 pm Mexico City
“As an astrologer myself, Ixchel has a most beautiful take integrating archetypal astrology, gene keys, and human design. I love how they bring in all these modalities to do deep dives, it's like being able to see your chart at a fractal level up close and big picture.”
Leslie Tagorda · author of Astrology for Changemakers, creator of the AstroBrand® Method
You have probably wanted to say at least one of these.
I can read the pattern in any room. I still cannot hear my own timing over the calendar.
I don't need one more reading that tells me who I am.
I want my chart read by someone who knows the calendar was colonized.
Most of us learned the calendar before we ever met our stellar imprint. Colonial productivity culture sells the chart back to us as one more product, a profile with our name on it, and the body says stop while the calendar says push. The calendar keeps winning. The cut was never our fault, and your timing is still in there.
The planets are kin. I read them that way.
“It's not that the universe is a cold, lifeless expanse; it's that colonized Western thought has taught us to view it that way.”
Ixchel Lunar · Dragon Letter, August 2024What relational means
The planets are relatives: living Beings with stories and a pulse, held in ongoing conversation the way Mayan Cosmovision and many Indigenous cosmologies have always held them. In practice, I read aspects before signs. An aspect is a relationship between two planets, so your chart reads as a map of relationships, at the scale of the sky and at the scale of your life.
What decolonial adds
Colonization separated: people from land, people from each other, people from the sky. Decolonizing is the work of putting relationship back. So this reading names what the discipline usually skips: the calendar most of us live by was imposed, the clock was built to divide and perfect the day, and the habit of seeing the Cosmos as dead matter was taught to us by the same worldview. A chart read without that context hands you back the same urgency with better vocabulary.
Why it matters for you
The people who find me are the ones everyone else comes to for the pattern. They do not need one more verdict about who they are. They need a way to be in relationship with their own timing: with the body they are in, the land they live on, the seasons moving through it, and the ancestors who shaped them. When the planets are kin, belonging stops being something you have to earn.
“Compared to most other people that I've engaged with around astrology, I really appreciate the questions that Ixchel asked because I feel like that's solidifying for me, making really tangible what those aspects are, what they mean in my own life, and how I can connect to them better. I didn't know much about human design before our session. I appreciated how Ixchel approached this slowly and clearly, covering enough detail to ensure I understood the basic elements, but not so much as to overwhelm. I also really appreciated the framing of connecting to planets as entities and honouring them through our actions as we relate to them. There are a few spaces where I find the true embodiment of decolonial approaches and that's what it feels like.”
Dimpho Radebe · Engineering Educator & Reiki PractitionerThe aspect work comes from archetypal astrology, Richard Tarnas and Stan Grof at CIIS. The kinship came first, from the Mayan Cosmovision I grew up around.
Timing, direction,
and the work you carry.
Who you are, you already know. What most of us were never taught was when: when to move, when to rest, when to say no and mean it. The chart, the body, and the politics of time usually live in three different rooms. In this reading they sit at one table.
Your timing and rhythm
When your energy comes and goes, read from your transits, your lunar cycles, and your Human Design strategy and authority. For the leader who keeps overriding their body to keep up.
Your direction
What keeps returning in your chart when you stop following other people's direction: your aspect patterns and your Gene Keys, read for purpose without anyone handing you one.
Your brand and your work in the world
Your leadership, your offers, and your message read from AstroBrand® Compass (Your Big Four) and the bodygraph outward: Throat definition, Incarnation Cross, and the way you are built to be seen. I hold Leslie Tagorda's AstroBrand® certification, and I'm a certified Ideal Client Design practitioner with Jamie Palmer.
Your healing, and your ceremony
Old wounds read through your aspect patterns, so the chart helps you reclaim agency. And if you work with plant medicine, your planets' aspects read to plan a sacred ceremony, drawing on Herbal and Holotropic Astrology.
Creativity and Flow, the story in your aspect patterns, and how the two systems meet are on the table too. Name yours in the booking questionnaire and we start there. If it is not on this list, bring it anyway.
One reading, four moves.
Paced so nothing piles up, and everything comes home with you.
You book, and tell me your question
Pay on this page and pick your time on the next one. The booking questionnaire asks for your birth date, time and city, and the focus you want the two hours to hold.
I prepare your charts
Before we meet I cast your natal chart, Human Design and Gene Keys, and prepare the reports: the 45 to 50 pages of my research notes and the 60-page natal bundle with six months of transits.
We read it together, for two hours
On Zoom, recorded. I ask questions and you put the patterns into your own words, which is how the chart turns into something you can use on a Tuesday.
Everything comes home
The recording, the transcript, the reports and the almanac, yours to keep. With the mentoring upgrade, two more sessions and two months of voice coaching to work what surfaced.
Everything comes home with you.
The reading
Two hours on Zoom, with the recording and the transcript.
The Honeycomb Almanac
Made to order from your natal chart and your transits for the next six months, as a PDF.
Your Human Design report
My research notes in long form, with the strategies that fit your strengths and your natural rhythms.
The natal bundle
Your natal chart, Human Design chart and Gene Keys chart, with a full natal report and six months of transit interpretations. Worth binding.
Your CONTINUUM plan
The written map of your vitality and direction, built from your personal cosmology. The same $97 plan I sell on its own, included with the first five bookings.
Your Ideal Client by Design report
Your ideal client, read from your Human Design with Jamie Palmer's Ideal Client Design method. About 110 pages, included with the first five bookings.
The first five bookings. When they are taken, the window closes.
The code EQUINOX26 takes it off at checkout. The window closes Tuesday 22 September at 11 pm, Mexico City time, on the equinox, or sooner if the five are booked. Normally $555
Pick your time on the next page.
Add two more sessions and two months of voice mentoring: $777
Two more 60-minute 1:1 sessions, plus Flexible Voice Coaching on Voxer or Telegram for two months, to work your aspect patterns, your transits, or whatever you bring. A 2-pay option is at checkout.
Flash Sale Ends:
Ixchel Lunar they/them
I've been immersed in the study of astrology since I was 8 years old and grew up surrounded by the wisdom of Mayan Cosmovision. For over a decade, I worked closely with a therapist who was a deeply practiced astrologer and I Ching researcher, deepening my understanding of these ancient systems. Later, during my Master's studies at CIIS, I had the privilege of learning from Rick Tarnas and Stan Grof, whose teachings further expanded my knowledge of astrology and cosmic patterns.
When I came to Human Design and Gene Keys, I was already well-prepared to synthesize these systems. My approach weaves together a deep understanding of life's intricate patterns, helping you deepen your relationship with the planets and cosmos.
I look forward to exploring your chart with you! Thank you ✨ Ixchel
- Cosmology since age eight, and Mayan Cosmovision at home
- A decade with a deeply practiced astrologer and I Ching researcher
- Rick Tarnas and Stan Grof, at CIIS
- AstroBrand® certified, with Leslie Tagorda
- Human Design and Gene Keys, with Jamie Palmer and Bella Crystal
- Named in Astrology for Changemakers (Weiser, 2026) as a decolonial cosmologist
What people say after.
“This Stellar Astro/HD session was my first introduction to Human Design, and it was extremely eye-opening (and even consciousness-opening, I would say). I felt that this session opened me up to new possibilities for this chapter of my life and brought together so many different threads in a way I wouldn't have seen on my own. It's the start of a new journey for me! I can't wait to delve in more!”
Allegra Cramb · Language Consultant
“This session was my first encounter with Human Design. Even though Human Design looks complex and multi-layered, Ixchel guides the session calmly and empathetically and makes it easy to follow. I had many eye-opening moments and gained a new understanding for myself.”
Cristina Szemere Enderlin · Artist and Illustrator
“Working with Ixchel has woken me up to a beautiful place learning to pace and focus energy smarter and in line with the planet's highest need right now which is helping me to acclimate better to the current times with a much higher-level self-confidence and care.
Choq'ij Energy time, and it feels like it actually fits my bones and makes me feel stronger. Gratitude, blessings, and thanks.”
Kim Dean · Death Doula
“Meeting Ixchel over zoom was more than I expected. They are such a wonderful being, soo warm, patient, and full of rich information. I felt on the edge of my seat just waiting to hear what they had to say. I felt soo COMFORTABLE, SAFE, and most importantly SEEN. I don't often feel that way so this was a BLESSING for me.”
Linda Moskun · Stellar Human Design sessionBefore you book
Not at all. That's my work, not yours. All you bring is your birth date, time, and city, and the question you want the two hours to hold. I handle the rest and put everything in plain, usable language.
The place for you to integrate your insights from the sessions into wisdom as we connect the patterns that emerge from your reading to apply it to your custom inquiry. Flexible Voice Coaching via Voxer or Telegram in a daily (or weekly) cadence. Daily cadence means that I will be available by voice and text every business day Monday-Friday. You can message me anytime, and I will check my messages a few times a day and answer your questions. Weekly cadence means you'll schedule the day where I'm on call as you message me and we go back and forth to work through your questions, insights, and deeper inquiries.
You and I can talk whenever and wherever and make more room for creativity. We can process situations in the moment (or within 24 hours) versus catching up about it later when the emotion has dissipated. I can help you with reflections or insights as they come up. There is less pressure to make sure we get through everything in one hour. We can chat either live back and forth, or leave messages for each other for later.
Ixchel's Stellar Mentorship Sessions are available Monday to Saturday (no extra charge for Saturdays) from 10 am to 2 pm Central Standard Time (Mexico City). Flexible Voice coaching in between sessions is available any time. Ixchel will respond Monday to Friday during regular business hours.
Because you will receive my proprietary curriculum, and this is live coaching, there are no refunds for this program. You are making a commitment. /sniffs/ I'm sad that you're already thinking about this 🥺.
Haha, with all jokes aside, this is LIVE with me, and while I can't offer a money-back guarantee, you do get my 100% Focus Guarantee: "When you book Time with me, you get my 100% undivided attention and focus." (h/t Mai-see Tsang for this brilliance)
If there are unforeseen circumstances and you need to leave the program during your payment plan, just let me know 30 days in advance and we can figure something out.
Your map is waiting.
So am I.
40% Off for the first five bookings until the equinox, then back to $555. Book the two hours and bring your question.
Use code EQUINOX26 · closes Tuesday 22 September, 11 pm Mexico City
✨ Bonuses ✨
Befriending Time
Foundations for Edgewalking Nepantla
Ixchel's core video teaching on shifting your relationship with Time with outlines of White Supremacy Culture, meanings of Time, how Time has been used against us, and the fundamentals of Flow and the Flow Cycle and the neurobiology of Flow.
Walk Away Knowing
Characteristics of White Supremacy
Colonial vs. Indigenous Time
The Flow Cycle
Neurochemistry of Flow
Radical Rest
R.E.S.T. Recipe, Declutter, Digital Detox, Dopamine Do-over, Do Diddly
Ground the (un)learning of systems of brutal productivity through relating with Time. Watch for cultural dopamine cycles so you don't get swept up, so you can reserve your energy for reclaiming your Time. Rest is resistance.
Walk Away With
A Shift in Relationship to Time
A Digital Detox to Clear Brain Fog
Tools to Protect your Dopamine
How Leaders prep for Seasonal Boundless Vision Retreats
Your Sanctuary to Thrive in Wild Presence with a Planet in Transition
Stay wild, love fiercely. Your presence is golden.
The practice lives inside Time Weavers.
The daily ritual, a live circle every full moon, a seasonal circle each quarter, and five years of archive. $10 a month, or $111 for the year, on Substack.
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